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December 31, 2009

Fare thee well

So this is my last post for 2009 and my first post of 2010. I really did want it to be truly meaningful or delightfully funny, but I have let you down okay so maybe I let myself down as I have nothing witty nor insightful to say. I know it is a load of crap, but hey look at it this way I could come up with a hundred dozen reasons as to why…


However my daughter Erin took me out to Tomball where they have lovely little antique/junk shops where I found this really old book of good music.



It was a fair price at $7.50 and in good condition so naturally I bought it. I found this sentimental piece in it and thought I would share it with you my dear most, dearest internets because well just because it seems fitting somehow.




Happy end of old year and cheers for a happy new one. May all your hopes, dreams and resolutions be met and may you be blessed with health, happiness and unconditional love.

December 25, 2009

French Toast & Bras

Wow! Didn’t we just do this a few weeks ago? Sure feels like it to me...


Yes this is my Christmas post my dear, most dearest internets. You should be with your family and not reading this lame post of mine. But I will forgive you because I know how trying our families can be when we are cooped up together in one room for hours, if not longer, on end. A feeling I personally have become most uncomfortable with, our hotel room gets smaller by the second. Now that's enough about moi.

I hope Santa brought you what you desired or at least close to it, that your eyes are filled with joy and your hearts are brimming to overflowing with contentment and love... But if not you can always take a little trip later to the .99 cent store and pick up for yourself or someone you love one of these titillating (pun very much intended) handy dandy nipple brassieres.



Now if that's not worth a laugh there is something wrong with you because I’m fine, yeah so fine. Oh yes you bet I did get strange looks, very strange looks indeed when I took photographs of these over the shoulder boulder holders. They are available at select .99 cent stores in white, bronze or black and can be found on the aisle between the children's toys and kitchen dishes.



Now my dear internets please get back to your families and give yourself a little hug or a humongous giant Texas one from me (oops sorry, didn't mean to poke you) as I wish you a Merry Christmas, may God bless you and keep you safe my dear internets.

We are off to have Christmas breakfast with my daughter Erin and her family... it is rumored that we shall be having Texas toast (also known as French toast) served with coffee and sides of giggles, snickers and smiles sure to warm the belly and heart of all parents and grandparents everywhere.

December 18, 2009

Ulnar and Solar

Well my dear internets the kitchen, dining and living rooms are being worked on. My office has not installed anything at my house so that I could work from there. I guess there is always next year.


Good new the solar guys showed up and it has been installed. We are now proud owners of our own renewable energy, did I mention we are selling it to the utility company. It should cover our usage and after a few years or so it will have paid for itself and it's a good thing.





Keeping it short today, cause as y’all know I just had my last scheduled surgery for the year, ulnar nerve release. Dr. Yee says it is sorta like the carpel tunnel syndrome…the nerve gets trapped and restricted by tendons and such in my case at the elbow. This is also the same nerve that can be pinched/damaged at the neck. Remember when my co-worker had her neck fused, that was for her ulnar, but her doctor just called it a nerve. But anyways this nerve can also be trapped at the wrist, I’m sure y’all will agree with me when I say no I don’t what that.

Before photo over at 365 Views by Me; maybe even an after???? That is if you dare!

My whole arm is wrapped up nice and straight, yeah very weird. Alrighty then, meds kicking in and I’m off to nap. Take care my dear, dearest internets…



Read ya soon

December 14, 2009

Grinding Rocks

So there we were, my dear internets, sitting and dining out (yes again), but this time my food needed a bit of salt. Hum where is the shaker, oh no shaker? They had one of them thar grinder thingies…

Which is all well and good if you can twist them and not to beat a dead horse, but I can Not twist  ‘em.

Hum funny how many little things are overlooked when we don’t live a physically challenged life. I have often gotten my panties in a wad over things, places and yes people not being accessible to those with physical challenges. That was one of the things that bothered me about Europe, nothing was accessible, doorways were small, it seemed like shops and all the buildings had steps and I won’t even mention restroom facilities. But the point of this little rant is the salt shaker, well actually the lack thereof. Why take a perfectly good functional item and trade it out for a faddish type, i.e. the salt grinder. Sea salt no less and depending on the sea of course it can be bitter and besides what is wrong with good old fashioned machine ground salt? Nothing, I tell you absolutely nothing.

I was lucky to have my Beloved with me to grind salt into my hand so I could sprinkle it where I wanted, the problem was he had to stop eating to grind some salt for me. Gotta love that man of mine, I mean holy cannoli he is so good to me!

Ah yeah, there was a pepper grinder too, but I like fresh ground pepper, I just wish they had a battery operated one. And so until they have battery operated grinders at restaurants my most Beloved will have to grind for me.


Speaking of grinding Elbow-Ulnar Release sugery was this morning, let's hope I came out of A-Okay - Yes this was a "Pre Post"

...So how's about you have an axe to grind?

December 9, 2009

Pine Curtain

So there we were driving south on 59, this late in the day four thirty-five o'clock and the sun has already started its dissent. My beloved and I looked at each other and on autopilot we reached for the other’s hand, knowing the challenge we were up against. Traveling down that highway surrounded by deep pine forests wondering if we would make it, we both sort of swallowed and said a silent prayer. I'd heard the stories he had heard the stories, but baby girl she knew nothing and that was a good thing; no need getting her nerves all tied up in a knot. I know we act like real Texans and we love this state and cannot imagine ever living anywhere else but the legend of the pine curtain, yes my dear internets that made us, at least me, nervous.

It had been a great, but long day the sun was casting its orange yellow glow on the back sides of hovering clouds. Why did the clouds always seem to hover in East Texas, that in itself was creepy? We were cruising at top speed, which would be the speed limit of 65. Now my Beloved is good about not speeding. I don’t know if y’all have been in the area of E. T. but there are lots of little towns including those that are not big enough to be on a map (no post office) and those that are, so the speed would go from 65 to 30 in zero flat. By the time we got to Diboll we had already seen 3 highway patrol so I knew I could not sweet talk my beloved into going even five over the limit, which I would never do because I have first, second and maybe even third experience with these E. T. patrolmen.

I kept watch out my window and saw the tall pines as they became painted black again the blood red sky. The clouds finally passed away and left me view enough of the doom that pressed in against us. Baby girl called out, “ I see the moon.” Crap, I looked and could not see it, already the E. T. affliction was coming upon her and maybe me. I asked her “Where, where?” and Beloved reminded her to think of the sky as a clock face and at what time was the moon sitting. One o’clock she said just as we rounded the big 59 curve in Livingston. I craned my neck to see, face pressed hard against the window, but alas I could see no moon. But it was clear and bright enough to light up the swamp fields, its crazy light glistened its image on the dark waters. I could even make out ghostly shapes from the hanging moss of the lifeless trees that had long ago lost hope of living. They cast shadows upon the black mirrored surface. Then suddenly relief started to set in because we were past the half way point. I began to feel that we could, that we would actually make it before time ran out.


The next hurdle lay before us as the wan of daylight receding from the east into the west ahead had become gray and towards the west there still laid a line of red orange. It was beautiful as it sat behind the trestle train bridge that spanned the river. I was temporarily lulled into it, I wanted to stop and photograph it, the beauty was magical. Beloved reached and stroked my arm then when I looked away from the view to gaze at him the spell was broken. Stop, what are you crazy we were on the home stretch holy french fries I could almost feel our hotel beds already.

The red setting sun and the bright translucent moon shone on the highway that split the pine forest in two before us. We flew through Cold Spring and neared Cleveland the door way of the safety zone. Ally, ally outs and free we had made it.

So no fears my dear, most dearest internets I will not be saying to y’all…
Purdy laydees aunt sum asscream, any time soon, I’ll leave that to the true E. T. folks; who I might add I love, as some of my family live there and because my contact with them is just enough to keep them from being totally sucked into and behind the Pine Curtain.

So what kind of legends do y’all have in your area?


Edit to link to prior purdy post

December 7, 2009

ME, Over the Top-REALLY?

I have been without internet service for a few days (seems like weeks) and in that time I was awarded this…




By Snaggle Tooth of Exit Stage Right, isn’t it awesome? I know very cool. Thanks so much Snag. With it comes the following questions, to answer or not in 1 word as I wish so let’s see which ones if any I wish

Where is your mobile phone? Table
Your hair? Dirty
Your mother? ___
Your father? Drinks
Your favorite food? Potato
Your dream last night? Freaky
Your favorite drink? Yes
Your goal? Home
What room are you in? 115
Your hobby? Many
Your fear? Success
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive
Where were you last night? Dreamland
Something that you aren’t? Toddler

And all the rest of my answers are in answer form only; you can make up the question and leave them for me in the comments, if you dare. (yes this IS fair, cause I say so)

Top

Home

Texas

Soup

Denim

No

Dead

Virtual

Blessed

Sleepy

Always

Insured

And the winners of this fine award are {drum roll} everyone cause I’m too sleepy to choose. Please discuss it among yourselves and grab the awesome award and answer the questions if you dare. Thanks again Snag

And the questions Are…

December 4, 2009

Day Tripping

It was to be a celebration one that I was looking forward to and it involved a day trip to East Texas. I know the thought of traveling to the other side of the Pine curtain is enough to make some folks shake in their boots. We headed out earlier than what we really had to but that's the norm for us. I had my pain pills in my bag, magazine in hand and I was ready for the ride.

Headed north on US 59, future US 69 corridor, the air was crisp and a little drier than the day before, clear blue skies, bright sun and my high expectations carried us along. Sometimes in Texas towards the east there can be a bit of fall color in the forest. There were giant oaks with leaves the color of the sun. Cypress trees with their light and airy branches green to Rusty Brown in expectation of winter. Chinaberries, now those are the ones that really change here they can range from deep maroon, bright red orange to faded yellow. Yes my dear internets that was my view out of the window of our van. No, no this was not a drug-induced view but a real one. So anyways I was feeling pretty good we stopped a couple of times to stretch my long shapely legs and to have a potty break, my bladder may have more room but my pee doesn't know it. I started to feel a little dozy just as we reached Corrigan our actual destination just a few short miles on the other side in the heart East Texas. Not quite to the oldest town in Texas, Nacogdoches, but close.

We were meeting my son, Andrew, for the celebration of his 21st birthday. We were early of course so we went to Starbucks where I had a gingerbread latte’ my beloved had mocha and baby girl had some sort of frappe-a-chino (she is all about the frappe). We drank ‘em while we ambled along the aisles of the Wals-mart. Did I buy anything, no not really just meandered around. I was a bit nervous, you see it had been a couple of years since I saw him. He has been mad at me, now I know he loves me and has never stopped loving me, but let’s be real my dear internets sometimes our children get mad at us and you know they are making up have good excuses for not being able to see us or call us or return our calls. Andrew is a smart boy and he has always had a good head on his shoulders but the temper of his paternal gene is there. I have missed him more than you can image and I hope he never has to miss his kid (when he gets one) because it sucks and is very depressing.

We met Andrew at Cheddar’s and we had a very pleasant lunch and talked for hours at the table. I think our waiter got pissed and so he totally ignored us after 3 hours oh well his tip did reflect it latter. We laughed, told stories talked about the past and upcoming future and all the things that make for a wonderful day. We even posed for silly pictures, but alas it ended way too soon and before we knew it we had to go our separate ways he for the oldest town in Texas and we for the south side of the Pine Curtain. And we had to hurry too or else risk being caught on the wrong side of it at nightfall.

See legend has it that if you are caught on the East side of the Curtain after the sun goes down you will start talking all funny and stuff. Like saying, purdy laydee aunt sum asscream, no serious that is how they talk, translated it means Pretty lady want some ice cream- some folks do leave out un-necessary words such as do and you and such as. Y’all see that is Way, WAY beyond my charming southern accent, that y’all love so much, don’t cha think? No, that does not require a real answer. Oh you want to hear about how we barely got back thru the Pine Curtain? I’ll save that for the next post. Writing tip-this is called a cliff hanger, meant to keep you on the edge of y’alls screen just waiting with bated breath and hoping and praying that all will work out for us as we travel back through the Pine Curtain.



{erie creaky dark music – almost a Deliverance type of sound}
No really it’s true!

And y’all never even knew we were gone. Where have you been lately?