Wow! Didn’t we just do this a few weeks ago? Sure feels like it to me...
Yes this is my Christmas post my dear, most dearest internets. You should be with your family and not reading this lame post of mine. But I will forgive you because I know how trying our families can be when we are cooped up together in one room for hours, if not longer, on end. A feeling I personally have become most uncomfortable with, our hotel room gets smaller by the second. Now that's enough about moi.
I hope Santa brought you what you desired or at least close to it, that your eyes are filled with joy and your hearts are brimming to overflowing with contentment and love... But if not you can always take a little trip later to the .99 cent store and pick up for yourself or someone you love one of these titillating (pun very much intended) handy dandy nipple brassieres.
Now if that's not worth a laugh there is something wrong with you because I’m fine, yeah so fine. Oh yes you bet I did get strange looks, very strange looks indeed when I took photographs of these over the shoulder boulder holders. They are available at select .99 cent stores in white, bronze or black and can be found on the aisle between the children's toys and kitchen dishes.
Now my dear internets please get back to your families and give yourself a little hug or a humongous giant Texas one from me (oops sorry, didn't mean to poke you) as I wish you a Merry Christmas, may God bless you and keep you safe my dear internets.
We are off to have Christmas breakfast with my daughter Erin and her family... it is rumored that we shall be having Texas toast (also known as French toast) served with coffee and sides of giggles, snickers and smiles sure to warm the belly and heart of all parents and grandparents everywhere.