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December 25, 2009

French Toast & Bras

Wow! Didn’t we just do this a few weeks ago? Sure feels like it to me...


Yes this is my Christmas post my dear, most dearest internets. You should be with your family and not reading this lame post of mine. But I will forgive you because I know how trying our families can be when we are cooped up together in one room for hours, if not longer, on end. A feeling I personally have become most uncomfortable with, our hotel room gets smaller by the second. Now that's enough about moi.

I hope Santa brought you what you desired or at least close to it, that your eyes are filled with joy and your hearts are brimming to overflowing with contentment and love... But if not you can always take a little trip later to the .99 cent store and pick up for yourself or someone you love one of these titillating (pun very much intended) handy dandy nipple brassieres.



Now if that's not worth a laugh there is something wrong with you because I’m fine, yeah so fine. Oh yes you bet I did get strange looks, very strange looks indeed when I took photographs of these over the shoulder boulder holders. They are available at select .99 cent stores in white, bronze or black and can be found on the aisle between the children's toys and kitchen dishes.



Now my dear internets please get back to your families and give yourself a little hug or a humongous giant Texas one from me (oops sorry, didn't mean to poke you) as I wish you a Merry Christmas, may God bless you and keep you safe my dear internets.

We are off to have Christmas breakfast with my daughter Erin and her family... it is rumored that we shall be having Texas toast (also known as French toast) served with coffee and sides of giggles, snickers and smiles sure to warm the belly and heart of all parents and grandparents everywhere.

14 comments:

Jeni said...

That's a heck of a titillating title you chose for this piece! (Yes, pun intended!)
And I know EXACTLY how you feel about motel rooms getting smaller by the second -lived in one with two teenagers for a little over 3 months about 18 years ago!
Cleaned up mangled wrapping paper off the floor, from this mornings unwrapping debacle, gathered up dirty dishes from around the house (Kurtis even helped me do that) cleaned off the kitchen counter from the pancake and egg sloppage there from the family's breakfast, dishes soaking now in the sink, made a fresh pot of coffee to sip on while I try to get a bit caught up today on my blog readings that were sorely neglected for oh, at least the past week I think!
Hope you enjoyed your Texas breakfast and have a great visit thereafter with your family. As to the New Year, may it bring us all peace!

Linda said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS, dear friend!

I hope the New Year blesses you with all things good -- wrists that work, most excellent weather, and nipply bras in every color of the rainbow. Peace, Linda

sheila said...

LOL! Are those fake nipples built in? lol. Merry Christmas!

Jannie Funster said...

Texas Toast!! Why am I now craving that, when my belly is full with Christmas pie??

Kelly at Target yesterday opined it "just ridicous" that underthings have designs on them because "no one ever sees them."

cheers!!

Xo

Snaggle Tooth said...

Most folks want bras to cover the tips up, not make them more noticeable! N that's why they're on sale cheap!

I dropped in to my older daughter's down the hill before work today. Couldn't even get the kids to look up from their new Leapster game. That's all the visit I got for the holiday- n had to work OT to boot-

Hope you had a great time with your folks! Thought I was the only one with blog time this week...

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

"French Toast & Bras"

You have to get the award for most interesting post Titles!!! -grinnnnn-

"our hotel room gets smaller by the second..."

You are living in a hotel! I'm slow and haven't been sure of this fact. Now, I am. -sigh- May your house be all finished, soooooon!<--Hehhh, as if I had to say that hu?

Hugs Hon....

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

Annnnnnnnd HOW could I have forgotten to mention your handy dandy nipple brassieres photos!!! I'd have loved to have been there, when you were taking them! Love it! -grinnnnnnnnnn-

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Between the children's toys and kitchen dishes....an ideal place!

Happy Christmas!

Dorraine said...

Ah, shoot, they didn't have those over the shoulder boulder holders in my dollar store. Not that I would have paid a nickel for one. Actually, I would have paid a dollar. That's the first I've seen of a built in nipple system..ha.

I do hope you had a fine Christmas. I can't say that I've ever eaten quite as much, but I am rather happy with all the celebrating.

Be blessed in 2010. I hope your year is stuffed with promise!

Tammy said...

Ha Ha Ha Paige I laughed out loud at this post. You are hilarious! That looks and sounds so much like something I might post. Ha!

I love that sarcastic humor.

I don't think I have heard anyone say over the shoulder boulder holders in years.....

ElizabethR said...

Paige, you're a scream!

Happy holidays,
Elizabeth

judypatooote said...

I have been busy, and not a good blogging friend, but when I saw "French Toast and Bra's" you had me....LOL hope you had a wonderful Christmas, and enjoy the New Year.....judy

Jai Joshi said...

You made me scream with laughter at those pictures! That of course brought all the men around me in this cyber cafe glancing at my screen to see what was so funny. I don't know what they thought after seeing what I was looking at...

Jai

Deanna Schrayer said...

So glad you took those photos Paige - my evening would've been quite boring without this post. And I'm with Dorraine - I'd certainly pay a dollar for some nipples, er, I mean...
Happy new year!