March 10, 2009

Car trouble...

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so life like you wouldn’t believe it! They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn’t long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
“What’s going on here?” he said
My car has a flat tire, I said calmly.
“Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?” he questioned.
I could not believe that he didn’t know. So I told him, ‘Helloooo, those are my emergency flashers?’

I did not write this, nor was there an author's name on it, but I thought it was hilarious and had to share it with you my dear internet.


kimmyk said...

OMG! How funny!!!

Good to hear ya didn't have a flat. I have no idea how to change a tire, do you?

Gillian said...

Awwww, cute! I didn't see that coming.

... Paige said...

Yes I can change a tire, change the oil.
But why bother I can also just call AAA and watch a hard working man, work hard.

Jannie Funster said...


Emergency flashers.


Oh and my captcha is dingl, seems a nice little word to keep the fun feeling going.

Indigo said...

That is hiliarous!!

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

That was funny. But those emergency flashers worked...they got the State Trooper to stop.

Zephra said...

Got to tell hubby this one.