I was headed out to work much like any other normal average ho-hum sort of day. I started my little truck and as I was closing the door I noticed the pretty roses on the bush by the porch. I said out loud (I do talk out loud to myself) ‘I aught ta cut ‘em and take ‘em with me’, cause that’s how I talk. Really, but please note I didn’t say “wif”. So anyway I hopped out and grabbed my pruning shears from the table on the porch and cut a couple of stems. See pretty,
smell mmmm, rosey. When out of the corner of my eye I noticed a bit of a movement. I backed up and Oh My God! I tossed my hands up in the air and said, “Oh Shit! Oh Shit, oh shit” and with each phrase I took another large step back. Hey, I’m sure you would have too. See picture…
See I told you. Makes your tummy all kinda flippy floppy, huh? Click it if you want to make it bigger just like my experience was. I had just made a cut not more than six inches away from that creepy thing’s fangs. Thank goodness it was what some folks call a chilly morning. Y’all know snakes don’t move so fast when it’s chilly. It did not get me and I get to breath for another day or so. I know what you all are thinking, ‘she actually went in the house and grabbed the camera instead of a shovel or her gun?” No, I carry the camera with me all the time and as for the gun you can’t see it cause it is concealed. Back up you PETA people eaters.
Now I know y’all are wondering just what the heck kind of snake is that, unless you know already. Well it’s a Copperhead they are venomous and sometimes deadly. I wish I could say this was my first experience with a snake just like that at our home, but alas it was not. Maybe I will post about that story another time, trust me when I say it was just as stomach turning if not more so.
And if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands! {clapping, clapping and still clapping around here}
6 comments:
Oh my goodness, Paige! A copperhead! I saw a small "garden variety" (or at least that's what I was told) snake one time, totally freaked out and scooted as quietly & quickly as I could. You even took a picture! What a brave person you are!
I don't care what kind of snake it is -PETA or no PETA -the only kind I like are dead ones and I'm not really all that crazy about them either!
Glad you saw it in time though. And, pretty neat that you were able to take a picture of it there. DOn't know that I'd be able to hold the camera still long enough to do that!
Ugh. Copperheads. When I was a kid I somehow managed to put a passel of baby 'heads in a glass jar and brought them to my mom, who was napping after her night shift as an icu nurse. I had no idea they were poisonous. Glad you escaped with just a photo. Great story. Peace, Linda
oh hell no paige!
hell to the no.
pretty flowers indeed but that copperhead? *shivers*
i'm glad it didn't bitcha. omg. didja make sure it was gone when you came home?
Here's the funny thing I can hardly go out the front door and not look for snakes.
When I took the photo I was very far away. They make zoom on cameras for a reason and this was one of them thar reasons.
Paige, that looks more like a corn snake. Is that his head on the right? (can't click the pic) cuz CH's don't have markings like that on their heads, they are a unicolor copper. Also his markings look like a corn snake's. We have 2.
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