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October 12, 2010

Let's begin here...

Last time we were here, and now well here we are again. Sush, quiet down don’t forget this is a serious Virtual Funeral Museum Tour. Okay stay with your buddy. It's okay Linda, you can pick a new buddy if your old one is not here. Are y'all ready?

{cue sad Christmas music}

Remember death does not take holidays. This would have been a kind touch to a grieving family.


Oh yeah, sorry I almost forgot. WARNING – if you have recently lost a loved one you may want to refrain from this October'ish tour. It’s not too late to turn back. Go ahead, turn back now.

{and re-cue music, something errie this time}

Crap look out, they are headless!


Eew, there’s that really creepy lady again


Yeah, I’m sure she's there. Don’t you see her? Right down there…in the chair


Cripies. Do I have to reach out and touch her, before you can focus. Someone has been hitting the bottle again. Haven’t they Deanna? Mmm hum.



Eww here’s the science stuff. Didn’t they used to cut off a finger or something to make sure one was, err gone? You know passed away, dead as a door nail. I knew you knew, Jai, you are smart like that. I know you are all smart. Stop quibbling we have a virtual tour to get on with.


Is that a ghost’s hand, holding that paper down in the glass case?


Check out this Johnny on the spot, embalming fella. Well he was there a minute ago


Hole-E, Toe-Mole-E, is that a mummy? No don’t touch it…


you crazy a$$ed Stephen. That's Gross!


Now we all have to go wash our hands. Yes all of us cause that was just gross. And I suppose I should wrap it up for this visit. We’ll pick up here next time, unless I you tell me you really don’t like this Virtural Funeral Museum Tour of mine. Well do ya?

12 comments:

Zephra said...

Actually yeah, I liked it just fine. But I am a little off kilter according to my family so it is right up my alley.

KarenG said...

This last image is really disturbing. Yikes. Not good to view for one who freaks out at the thought of a dead body deteriorating underground...or anywhere actually...

That aside, it was funny to pop over here and see my picture at the top of your blog! So THAT'S what a flashlight follower is! Wow, it's my lucky day! Thank you for picking me :)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Very creepy. You have some well taken npictures.

Jai Joshi said...

Crikey, Paige, you are determined to creep everyone out.

I have no idea if they cut people's fingers off to prove they were dead. I hope not! I know that in some countries they would wait over night to check but in others, because of the heat, they got the funeral over with as fast as possible. Some people were buried alive.

Ick, ick, ick!

Jai

Deanna Schrayer said...

Just keep that bottle full Paige, and I'll stick around. I might even touch something else! :)

ElizabethR said...

Eeeeeyew! I was doing okay up till that last picture, yuk! I must say though, loved some of the old parlor decor :)

Dorraine said...

Nice tour! I'm thinking this is the funeral museum off of 1960? In which case, it's time to visit. Hubby has been wanting to go, and can't think of a creepier time of year to do it.

Thanks for reminder, Paige!

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

Yikes!!! LOL...

You asked, in my comments... Is your blog "herky-jerky"? No!

Is your blog fast or slow loading, according to the site StopWatch?

How about if I say that I work on having my blog be fast loading. And I got 1.622 time, after logging out of my own blog.

Your blog loaded in 9.244. You can check this yourself, by logging out of your blog and going to StopWatch and checking it. :-)

In the end, all that matters is How Each Person's Blog Is, To/For Them! My view of your blog is not important, and your view of mine, is not important. To each her/his own! Freedom forever. Etc. :-)

I probably just have a *blog death wish*, when I throw out these topics. LOL!!!!

sheila said...

wrap it up.........HA HA! you're too funny! Great tour, looks like fun! And that lady is totally creepy. Looks like her eyes follow the camera!

Snaggle Tooth said...

I don't mind the museum tours, prob cause your pics are good- Even the gross last one!

Next we could get a med school tour n play cutting up cadavers! Only kidding...

Guess you really like the Halloween holiday???

Georganna Hancock M.S. said...

'scuse me, gotta go ... URP!

AchingHope said...

Haha... This is brilliant :) I found you by way of the Giraffe Lady, and I have to say I enjoyed your virtual tour. Nothing like a creepy corpse to cheer me up.