This is a copy of the email I just sent off to Jannie the Funster. Maybe if I let all my dear internets know what's going on they will turn up. Okay so I'm hopping Jannie won't be mad at me too. Alright here's the email
Jannie, I had a surprise in the PO box yesterday...thanks so much. I love 'em
I'm just sorry I have to tell you this, but there has been a slight altercation the set of rooster salt & pepper shakers we already had, got their beaks outta joint when they saw the new bigger set of chicken S&P and before I knew it they had hen pecked the new ones until they announced they would not stay here (for long). Then promptly marched off to make a nest in the great packing material that you used. This morning when I got up I hunted for a couple of eggs to boil and low and behold Salt and Pepper were nowhere to be found. I was so upset I could just ring all their necks! Then I went out to the mail box to post a birthday card to my mom and found a note in the box.
Paige, we don't like it here! We are moving on! Hope to find new home or maybe we travel around!
What a pair of little chicken shits. And all those exclamation points, what was up with that? I'll let ya know if / when they show back up.
please give all my best to Lil' Kelly & JimBo
ps it's not my fault it was the rooster set of seasonings :-)