February 19, 2010

Hum sometimes I wonder...

about my dear internets. So someone, a secret admirer perhaps, thinks this blog is so funny that it screams H~U~M~O~R  or is someone trying to say I scare the hell outta ‘em. Okay all kids outside, no really send them outside to play for a change. I am pleased to have been given this, ah, um, ah thing from you know who (my secret admirer)  Oh yeah I almost forgot to say thank you, so thank you my dear internet.

passing this on to:
Susan’s Snippets - her photos and commentary are screamingly real
Ma Vie Folle - she just cracks me up
Melissa’s manic Musings  - what can I say she is a maniac

And now for some Crazy A$$ed questions (as if you would expect anything less than whole milk)

1. How does my screen look from your side?

2. Beloved asks: What did the 1st camel say to the 2nd camel when describing her new pedicure over the phone? (yeah you know it’s funny)

3. Have you ever pulled someone’s finger? And if so I dare you to describe your experience (don’t be scared the clown is watching)

4. And now that my screen has been cleaned how does it look?

5. Have you ever been bitten by a dog? I have can you guess where? Go ahead take a guess

6. Are you the type of cook that buys pre-boiled eggs like these below?

7. And one last question; okay so y’all know when you sign something xxxooo, meaning hugs and kisses, does the x represent the hug or the kiss? Cause it seems like the hug should be the o, because it like hugs you.

Special thanks to all those that helped to make this weird post possible:
Jannie for the award, Loose Leaf Notes-for the puppy, Beloved for the camel toe joke (yes it's still funny I mean just picture it), Grandpaw for the finger pulling, Moi for the super cool photo, Butch for the doggie bite, Moi again for the photo, and Baby Girl for the xxx & ooo question

Now go out there and leave some comment love on all the blogs you visit this week, even if all you type is "Paige told me to say hi."


Snaggle Tooth said...

Congrats on the clown award. My mom always sent us out, then sat at the table reading romance novels.
Thanks for the blog-referrals- will visit when have more time. My puter getting very slow lately-
Camel "Cut too short?" don't know!
No finger pulling- dad used to pinch knees (ouch).
I'll cook my own eggs, thanks. Cheaper!
Mom always said X was the kiss.

Dorraine said...

Yeah, great choice giving you that award. Congrats. For some reason, I picture you outside, your feet propped up on a chair, smoking a cigar!

Ew....pre-boiled eggs. Why I never...

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

1) Oh Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
That is soooooooooooooooooo... It is tooooooooooooooooo... Yes, it is!


Zephra said...

How bout I Read You Today IRYT?

Jai Joshi said...

You made me chuckle. I have never pulled anyone's finger or been bitten by a dog but I have been chased by a dog around and around a house. It was hilarious for everyone there except me.


Deanna Schrayer said...

Congratulations you well-deserving lady you!
Snaggle tooth, I too was sent outside to play, (the hard part was getting me to come Inside), while my mom read True Story magazine and smoked a Salem Light.
I have been bitten by a dog Paige - a German Shepherd who'd just had puppies. I picked up one of the puppies and she attacked me full on, biting me on the face. If not for my cousin pulling the dog off of me, (and getting bitten in the leg herself), I probably wouldn't be here today. It took a long time for me to get over my fear of big dogs.
Congratulations again!

... Paige said...

I was bite in the, on the, are you ready it's a bit icky...

right eye.

totally my fault, he was chewing on my coloring book and I wanted it back, but let him keep it and he let me keep my eye. the scar on my eyelid looks like a sty. I still don't like any animal around my face.

ElizabethR said...

Thank God I've never been bitten by a dog. And no, I don't think you could convince me that pre packaged boiled eggs are a good thing to buy.

I have pulled another's finger:)

Congratulations Paige, you really are a funny gal.

Linda said...

Congrats dear friend -- you DO crack me up. I won't describe my experience at the end of the finger pulling, but will mention I was bitten by a dog. Last night. The little cockasomething white and furry bit me in the thigh as I dropped of her master, my babysitter. Right through my new velveteen jeans. Not funny.

Anyway. Happy Sunday, friend. Peace, Linda

Greta Igl said...

Huh. Never bit by a dog, but we used to have this VICIOUS cat when I was a kid. He liked to jump on my head and claw my head and face. I HATED that cat.

sheila said...

Awwwe shucks, lol....thank you! And congrats!

I had NO CLUE that Egglands made those boiled eggs! I love boiled eggs. Except the stink. P-U! lol...and uh...I bet you did get bit by a dog in the ass! R I RIGHT? :)

80s Queen said...

Thanks Paige! No I'm going to be singing that Flashdance song all day now. Better get my legwarmers out - oh and I DO have a pair I got for Christmas!!

Blue Bunny said...

that puppie just skeered me, he mite bites me. yess, i bin bited by a doggie and i cried and cried but them my jannie feeded me some pakiged pre-boiled egs and i felt much happier.

my jannie loving yoo so mutch, paige, with sekrit and not so sekrit admirings!

i thinks the o is the hugg too!

i so tired now. good nites.