Ok, so I noticed a dear internet of mine, who will remain nameless as she knows who she is…anywho I noticed how many folks got to her blog by way of the bing.com search engine thingy. So I did just what I said I was gonna do and goggled “how to get binged” My choices were not so great.
So in answer to my google there is no answer. Onward and upward or over to bing.com and see what they have to offer… Pretty much nothing either
But beings how I’m the queen, I mean Queen of this valley I just straight up and binged Paradise Valley 2…Hell’s Mountain and it pulled up a post from January 2008. That’s it, no other listings for moi! And back to google where I at least had 3 listings.
I guess that just means I need to use some really weird phases like why do monkeys eat bananas, or what did dinosaurs do for a good time? You know weird stuff, rocks in your pants and dragonflies under your shirt. Purple paint on your door, oh wait that is so me. Hows about falling on you butt and tumbling head over heels to get a haircut. What about trees growing outta your roof or I have done the impossible or big pointy teeth and stupid things people do to get hits on their blog?
I love you my dear internets for not googling or binging weird crap like that. You don’t do you?