Because I need it after that last one. Don’t you?
Thanks to the Musings of a writer Chick, Erin, who has shown me the way of Easy Blog Post Writing
For instance a little something like this…
Oh for crying out loud! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realized I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. But I'm sorry you'll just have to take my word for it.
I am flat out like a lizard drinking with discovering time doesn't stand still, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being of great concern to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day is filled with fluorescent light from the first cock-a-doodle-doo of the rooster till I run out of alcohol. I am so totally loving it, dudes; that and I can take that big badge off my head that says bad mother.
I won't promise anything to you but I will write something that makes sense soon. Seriously! Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs.
This fine post brought to you, my dear internets by The Lazy Bloggers Post Generator. Thank you and as Tony the Tiger so bravely said, “It’s GRRReat!”
BTW did you know that laying flat on the floor and taking your own photo upside down makes you look younger? Okay so getting up wasn’t easy, but aren’t I beautiful…never mind don’t answer that, the only thing that matters is that I feel not ugly.